Comments on: A Mother’s Rant http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/ A New Platform for the Jewish Voice Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:59:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: leah http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-580 leah Fri, 02 May 2008 06:54:01 +0000 http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-580 Women: Think with our hearts and of course our brains since the brain sends signals to release our wonderful hormones. Men: Think logically or in terms of legality. All I know is, if my husband brought home a painting of an elephant and said it symbolized the hard-work of a female caring for her children, I would send him away, far far away. That... or I would make him clean the floors, by himself, with a toothbrush, a very very small toothbrush. Women: Think with our hearts and of course our brains since the brain sends signals to release our wonderful hormones.
Men: Think logically or in terms of legality.

All I know is, if my husband brought home a painting of an elephant and said it symbolized the hard-work of a female caring for her children, I would send him away, far far away. That… or I would make him clean the floors, by himself, with a toothbrush, a very very small toothbrush.

]]> By: Rina Deutsch http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-577 Rina Deutsch Thu, 01 May 2008 22:19:14 +0000 http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-577 dave, i'm razzing you. i know you too well to think you could do anything remotely that jerky. dave, i’m razzing you. i know you too well to think you could do anything remotely that jerky.

]]> By: Dave Weinberg http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-575 Dave Weinberg Thu, 01 May 2008 19:13:11 +0000 http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-575 I thought it was a cute picture (and free and legal to use, btw)... I thought it was a cute picture (and free and legal to use, btw)…

]]> By: Rina Deutsch http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-572 Rina Deutsch Thu, 01 May 2008 17:30:08 +0000 http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-572 hahahaha, leah! i asked dave if he was insinuating something about my pregnancy weight gain, but it turns out he wasn't. :P hahahaha, leah! i asked dave if he was insinuating something about my pregnancy weight gain, but it turns out he wasn’t. :P

]]> By: leah http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-567 leah Thu, 01 May 2008 09:05:21 +0000 http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-567 A picture of two Elephants? This must have been the doings of a man. Rina, how do you like the picture next to your wonderful rant? A picture of two Elephants? This must have been the doings of a man. Rina, how do you like the picture next to your wonderful rant?

]]> By: leah http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-561 leah Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:01:13 +0000 http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-561 No, no, yo're quite funny. I was trying to add to your sarcasm. I hope to one day get Mommy brain syndrome. Sounds fun! No, no, yo’re quite funny. I was trying to add to your sarcasm. I hope to one day get Mommy brain syndrome. Sounds fun!

]]> By: Rina Deutsch http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-560 Rina Deutsch Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:11:23 +0000 http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-560 *sigh* i hate that sarcasm is so very, very lost in the written word. i would like to go on record as stating that i am well aware that i bare absolutely no resemblence to cindy crawford, or any other former super model for that matter. additionally, delusion and dementia are a generally accepted part of motherhood often reffered to as "mommybrain". honey, if you're not there, you will be eventually! :P i am totally kidding, by the way. i sometimes need to be reminded that not everyone appreciates my particular brand of humor. my apologies. *sigh* i hate that sarcasm is so very, very lost in the written word.

i would like to go on record as stating that i am well aware that i bare absolutely no resemblence to cindy crawford, or any other former super model for that matter.
additionally, delusion and dementia are a generally accepted part of motherhood often reffered to as “mommybrain”. honey, if you’re not there, you will be eventually! :P i am totally kidding, by the way. i sometimes need to be reminded that not everyone appreciates my particular brand of humor. my apologies.

]]> By: leah http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-559 leah Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:10:56 +0000 http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-559 Cindy Crawford? Omg... is delusion one of the stages of motherhood? If so, I am totally out! Daaaaaave I want to write for Jewneric. Cindy Crawford? Omg… is delusion one of the stages of motherhood? If so, I am totally out!

Daaaaaave I want to write for Jewneric.

]]> By: Dave Weinberg http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-558 Dave Weinberg Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:55:09 +0000 http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-558 Enjoy the new pic... Enjoy the new pic…

]]> By: Rina Deutsch http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-557 Rina Deutsch Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:35:25 +0000 http://jewneric.com/a-mothers-rant/2008/04/28/#comment-557 um....not to be an agist or anything, but could we not find a picture of a slightly hipper or more frazzled (as in juggling children rather than flowers) looking mom? while i do look forward to the days of quiet gardening ahead of me, this picture in no way depicts me or the utter insanity i live with. :P heheheheh....something like cindy crawford with her kids would be more accurate. :P um….not to be an agist or anything, but could we not find a picture of a slightly hipper or more frazzled (as in juggling children rather than flowers) looking mom? while i do look forward to the days of quiet gardening ahead of me, this picture in no way depicts me or the utter insanity i live with. :P heheheheh….something like cindy crawford with her kids would be more accurate. :P

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