All posts by David Gertler

Soapbox Hobo

July 27, 2008 No Comments »

Pin It You’ve probably seen him more often in TV, Movies and other visual media than you have on the street where he belongs. He’s the guy with the sign... Read More »

Bull By Any Other Color

July 9, 2008 3 Comments »

Pin It That’s right, it’d still be bull. In an attempt to take a break from the philosophical and creative ideas that have been the basis for most of my... Read More »

The Other Leather Bondage

July 1, 2008 11 Comments »

Pin It I, once again, feel I may be going into territory not as family friendly as this site is intended. If your sensibilities are easily offended (or if you... Read More »

To Err is Human, To Eruv is Jewish

June 23, 2008 No Comments »

Pin It For the past few weeks I’ve been reporting for the Long Island Jewish World. The big issue that I am covering is the newest eruv debate. You’ve heard... Read More »

Don’t Eat a Peach or Raisins and Almonds because Carrot Juice is Murder

June 6, 2008 6 Comments »

Pin It We are on the approach to the Pentecost, also known as Shavuot. On the holiday of Shavuot there is a well known custom not to eat any meat.... Read More »

The Touchy Subject

May 22, 2008 2 Comments »

Pin It When tackling this issue, all sorts of fun puns come to mind. One needs to be cautious in approach, steady on arrival and only once a comfortable calm... Read More »

Sports, Religion & The Catskills: Part 3

May 13, 2008 No Comments »

Pin It In the past few articles, I’ve postulated that people who follow pro-sports do so to try to be part of a team. I’ve also postulated that people holding... Read More »

Sports, Religion & The Catskills: Part 2

May 4, 2008 1 Comment »

Pin It The Catskill Mountains and Other Jewish Past-Perfect Had-Beens Some of the reasons that the average person follows pro-sports (according to what we discussed) included an internal need to... Read More »

Sports, Religion & The Catskills: Part 1

April 30, 2008 1 Comment »

Pin It Ask any Jewish Chicago Cubs fan if he finds a connection between his faithfulness to the Cubs and his Judaism. If the answer is not “yes,” then you’ve... Read More »

The Limits of Freedom

April 17, 2008 2 Comments »

Pin It At the Seder we ask a myriad of questions. We are fortunate to have answers for most of our questions. One question however, has two seemingly contradictory answers.... Read More »

Knockin’ On Zimmerman’s Door

April 8, 2008 8 Comments »

Pin It While my current employment in Jewish entertainment media has come up in my posts from time to time, I’ve never quite had enough gall to publish one of... Read More »

Rabbis’ New Role: Wedding Crashers

March 20, 2008 3 Comments »

Pin It While those in the Internet reading community may not be aware, Brooklyn rabbis have recently banned marriage. I went undercover to find the story, and I now present... Read More »

Being a Heretic in MY Bible

March 17, 2008 No Comments »

Pin It Throughout the past couple of weeks, I’ve spoken sarcastically about how the mere act of thinking is considered by some to be heretical. It doesn’t matter what you... Read More »

Being a Heretic, OR, Holy Unfathomables, Batman

March 11, 2008 No Comments »

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Being a Heretic, or, How to Disagree With the Talmud

March 3, 2008 2 Comments »

Pin It This is the third in a series of articles promoting the idea that people should feel free to come up with their own ways of interpreting biblical verses... Read More »

Esther vs. Kermit: Is it Easy Being Green?

February 26, 2008 4 Comments »

Pin It It’s not Easy Being Green (Lyrics : Joe Raposo) (sung by Kermit) It’s not that easy bein’ green; Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.... Read More »

The 71 Sided Die

February 18, 2008 2 Comments »

Pin It One idea that is thrown around in Jewish thought is that there are seventy different approaches to learning. “Shivim Panim Latorah” (Bemidbar Rabba 13:15). The phrase in its... Read More »

The 69 Lost Tribes

January 31, 2008 1 Comment »

Pin It This is an open article. I am specifically not being all-inclusive. Please add your comments and knowledge on the issue. I invite the moderators to combine the comments... Read More »

The One Thing

January 16, 2008 2 Comments »

Pin It When I hear someone who expresses an opinion that is to one extreme or the other, I tend to roll my eyes and dismiss it. No matter how... Read More »