All posts by David Gertler

Kosher, But for Adults Only

December 24, 2007 No Comments »

Warning: This post is not for all Jewneric readers. Readers without a sense of humor and below the age of 16 are likely to not understand this post. While trying... Read More »

Those Old Time Lox and Rolls

December 20, 2007 1 Comment »

Approaching the secular new year, I sit nostalgic of the Jewneric that was in the days of yore. Well, that’s not really true. I sit wondering why the only topics... Read More »

John Loftus OR Why I Went to Work Today

September 25, 2007 No Comments »

I woke up this afternoon with a fever of 99.9. And if I worked at an office where duties are simply redistributed to accommodate for a missing employee, I would... Read More »

In a Den of Thieves, Looking for Answers

September 20, 2007 No Comments »

As the final hours before the opening of the “holiest day of the year” are upon us, I wonder the same thing I always do. Who the hell do any... Read More »

Believe it… OR ELSE

September 9, 2007 No Comments »

Part of my job working for a Jewish radio network involves answering the phones during regular office hours. It is so rare to feel that maybe you reached someone from... Read More »

Life Before Life

September 6, 2007 No Comments »

There’s a saying: “those who do not believe in the World to come will not merit it.” It’s actually paraphrased from the Talmud in the last chapter (or second to... Read More »

Paradox: “Singles Community”

August 30, 2007 No Comments »

If you’re my age (23) and single, you almost certainly had an experience similar to the one I am about to describe. Perhaps you remember when you had friends. I... Read More »