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26 December 2007
This Land Is My Land
The fact that there are disputes over land in Israel is not a statement that would shock anyone. Israelis and Palestinians have been quarreling over territory for years now. Egypt, Jordan, Syria and the Palestinians have all been fighting with Israel over land since the 1947 UN Petition Plan. Worse is that, in the attempt [...]
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24 December 2007
Things I Have Learned about Comedy
Location, location, location. Memorize the names of cities like Intercourse PA, Metuchen NJ and most importantly Sheboygan WI and incorporate these cities into your act to help sell the jokes you know in your heart just aren’t that funny.
It’s all about how you word it. Use hard K’s and funny sounding words as much [...]
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21 December 2007
Things I have learned in my 20’s
Just because this country is religiously free doesn’t mean it’s religiously unbiased. Mitt Romney’s blatant inadequacies as a candidate will not be the reason he doesn’t get the Republican nomination, but rather he will fail because of his beliefs about Jesus.
People would rather be entertained than educated. If every kid who could play [...]
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10 October 2007
Google Leaks State Secrets
Israel has a secret in the Negev. Well, not so much a secret but rather a rumor that the Israeli government has never taken the time to confirm or deny. If Israel were ever to officially confirm this rumor it would create a significant international incident involving the United Nations and dozens of regulatory committees. [...]
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30 September 2007
Virtual Sukkah Hop
One of the mitzvot of Succot is to invite guests (Ushpizzin) into the sukkah to share in the simcha of the holiday. With that in mind we at Jewneric would like to welcome you into our various sukkahs in Jewneric’s first annual virtual sukkah hop. As you visit our sukkahs please feel free to leave [...]
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4 September 2007
HeBrew
When I was in yeshiva in Israel I had to make certain dietary adjustments. I got used to drinking milk from a bag, I gave up regularly drinking Mountain Dew, and I even learn to like what in Israel passes for a hotdog. The one item I truly missed while I was in Israel was [...]
