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		<title>A Kardashian Peace in Israel</title>
		<link>http://jewneric.com/2011/11/a-kardashian-peace-in-israel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Weinberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At Jewneric we can all enjoy and respect a good joke. In that light, I present Israel&#8217;s Peace Partners as measured in Kardashians. Bryan Forbes posted this neat little unit of measure calculator based on the length of Kim Kardashian&#8217;s recently ended marriage &#8211; 72 days. A “Kardashian” is a unit of measure representing 72 ]]></description>
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		<title>Why You Should Never Explain Sukkot to a Gentile</title>
		<link>http://jewneric.com/2011/10/why-you-should-never-explain-sukkot-to-a-gentile/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 12:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dani Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To the outside world, we Jews are crazy, and Sukkot is the icing on the cake. Wait, so &#8230; you mean to say that you just fasted for a full day and now you&#8217;re going to have a holiday for 8 straight days of non-stop eating &#8230; and you&#8217;re going to do it in a ]]></description>
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		<title>Proper Etiquette When Going to the Mikveh</title>
		<link>http://jewneric.com/2011/10/proper-etiquette-when-going-to-the-mikveh/</link>
		<comments>http://jewneric.com/2011/10/proper-etiquette-when-going-to-the-mikveh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 03:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Weinberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember that 16-bit game where you had to choose which urinal your character should go to in the men&#8217;s room based on where other men where standing? No&#8230;? Well, you can try the modern version here. A common minhag or tradition held among Jewish men is to immerse one&#8217;s self in a mikveh the day ]]></description>
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		<title>Jewish Guys &amp; Asian Girls, Oy Gevult!</title>
		<link>http://jewneric.com/2011/10/jewish-guys-asian-girls-oy-gevult/</link>
		<comments>http://jewneric.com/2011/10/jewish-guys-asian-girls-oy-gevult/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 20:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jewneric.com/?p=1931</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;They’re hot, they’re smart, they’re not Jewish and they can&#8217;t dance.&#8221;  We&#8217;ve all seen The Social Network (If not you should, right now, Go!), and there is no doubt that this attraction exists. Trust me, I&#8217;m a Jew. So what&#8217;s the deal with this attraction anyway? After galavanting around Manhattan this past Saturday night with ]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 ROJA (Religious Online Jewish Acronyms) you may or may not see on Jewish Dating sites</title>
		<link>http://jewneric.com/2011/10/top-10-roja-religious-online-jewish-acronyms-you-may-or-may-not-see-on-jewish-dating-sites/</link>
		<comments>http://jewneric.com/2011/10/top-10-roja-religious-online-jewish-acronyms-you-may-or-may-not-see-on-jewish-dating-sites/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 12:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dani Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Jewish dating sites had a fill in the blank option for your religiosity, this is something you might see: 1. BT &#8211; Ba&#8217;al Teshuvah 2. FFB &#8211; Frum From Birth 3. FAFO &#8211; Frum After Flipping Out 4. EDO &#8211; Eats Dairy Out 5. FTKL &#8211; Full Time Kollel Learner 6. MODWT &#8211; Modern ]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook to Charge its Jewish Users</title>
		<link>http://jewneric.com/2011/09/facebook-to-charge-its-jewish-users/</link>
		<comments>http://jewneric.com/2011/09/facebook-to-charge-its-jewish-users/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 16:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dani Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We were privileged to receive a recently leaked internal memo at Facebook&#8217;s HQ in Mountain View, CA: As of today Facebook will automatically start charging its Jewish members. To change this option, go to Settings > Update Your Timeline > Convert to Another Religion > Judaism and choose a religion other than Judaism. Facebook has ]]></description>
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		<title>Amy Winehouse&#8217;s Rehab in Yiddish</title>
		<link>http://jewneric.com/2010/01/amy-winehouses-rehab-in-yiddish/</link>
		<comments>http://jewneric.com/2010/01/amy-winehouses-rehab-in-yiddish/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 18:32:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Weinberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Marvin Silbermintz performs Amy Winehouse&#8217;s &#8220;Rehab&#8221; in Yiddish. We will be posting the background on this performance in the next few hours.  Stay Tuned! To all our new readers from @JewishTweets, thanks for visiting!]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Getting Back in Touch&#8221; via Facebook &#8211; Digital Natives vs. Digital Immigrants</title>
		<link>http://jewneric.com/2009/02/getting-back-in-touch-via-facebook-digital-natives-vs-digital-immigrants/</link>
		<comments>http://jewneric.com/2009/02/getting-back-in-touch-via-facebook-digital-natives-vs-digital-immigrants/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brianblum</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lately, my wife Jody and I have spent a lot of time getting in touch with old friends via Facebook. It started when I received a friend request from Larry. Larry and I were best buddies growing up. But after I moved away, we fell out of touch. I’ve looked for him from time to ]]></description>
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		<title>A Mossad Situation</title>
		<link>http://jewneric.com/2008/12/a-mossad-situation/</link>
		<comments>http://jewneric.com/2008/12/a-mossad-situation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 07:52:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Daitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because nobody’s ever questioned me about my involvement with Israel’s top-secret spy agency, the Mossad, I’m now ready and willing to talk.   It all began while I was still living in Toronto and planning my escape to Israel. One day I stumbled upon an advert in a national Canadian newspaper inviting people to join ]]></description>
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		<title>Life as a Jewsician</title>
		<link>http://jewneric.com/2008/11/life-as-a-jewsician/</link>
		<comments>http://jewneric.com/2008/11/life-as-a-jewsician/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:47:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Daitch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some folks make aliyah for religious reasons, others for nationalist reasons. And then there are songwriters like me who come to Israel for no apparent reason, and decide to stay, until they&#8217;re asked to leave. Being the wandering Jewsician that I am, I&#8217;ve recorded in a number of major studios in Toronto, Montreal and New ]]></description>
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		<title>KosherFest 2008 &#8230; a fresser&#8217;s delight!</title>
		<link>http://jewneric.com/2008/11/kosherfest-2008/</link>
		<comments>http://jewneric.com/2008/11/kosherfest-2008/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dani Klein</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jewneric.com/?p=924</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kosherfest is similar to any other convention held at any other convention center. The only difference, kosher food. Wait, wait, FREE Kosher food. The sound of that makes any observant Jew grin with glee. I held the same feeling walking in to the exhibition hall, waiting to try all these new kosher goodies. Within the ]]></description>
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		<title>Perfection, Eugenics, Israel, and America</title>
		<link>http://jewneric.com/2008/08/cheerleading/</link>
		<comments>http://jewneric.com/2008/08/cheerleading/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ezra Butler</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jewneric.com/?p=703</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I will always remember Friday night. I came to a realization, an understanding, the veil of darkness was lifted from my eyes. I recall the mad dash before leaving for my brother&#8217;s house, seeing online that McCain had chosen Sarah Palin for the job of VP, in the likely case that he won. Immediately, I ]]></description>
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		<title>Alone Again (Not) Naturally</title>
		<link>http://jewneric.com/2008/08/alone-again-not-naturally/</link>
		<comments>http://jewneric.com/2008/08/alone-again-not-naturally/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:12:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brianblum</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jewneric.com/?p=679</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The week didn’t go at all as I expected. When Jody made plans for her and Amir to go to Cleveland for Jody’s grandmother’s 90th birthday at the same time as Merav and Aviv were to be in sleep away camp, I thought: this is great. I get the house all to myself. Peace and ]]></description>
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		<title>Candy Man</title>
		<link>http://jewneric.com/2008/06/candy-man/</link>
		<comments>http://jewneric.com/2008/06/candy-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rabbi Yehoshua Karsh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was no one so frightening as the man who sat in the farthest back row of the synagogue. To most adults he was friendly and harmless, but we children knew better. We approached him with great care and trepidation. He never looked you straight in the eye, but he knew you were there. He ]]></description>
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		<title>What Does G-d Taste Like?</title>
		<link>http://jewneric.com/2008/06/what-does-g-d-taste-like/</link>
		<comments>http://jewneric.com/2008/06/what-does-g-d-taste-like/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:19:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rabbi Yehoshua Karsh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shauli, our youngest son, was about seven years old as he sat across the table from me, at our favorite pizza shop. He considered a slice of pizza he held in his hands and asked: “Is Hashem (G-d) everywhere?” “Yes,” I answered, matter of factly. “Is He in this slice of Pizza?” he asked, probing ]]></description>
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